Oscar night

I shall not be live blogging the Oscars because, well, I'm not going to stay up and watch them. As with last year, I will be recording the show, then watching it on fast forward in the morning, stopping only for the relevant and/or amusing bits. Good luck to all the nominees. And may the winners' speeches be sparkling and short. My fingers remain firmly crossed for Roger Deakins and Casey Affleck, but, to be honest, I just hope that, as with the BAFTAs, the love and the little gold men get spread out among the various parties. Enjoy the show if you're watching it live, otherwise I'll see you tomorrow.